24.12 2005
My apologies if my blunt expression of feelings offends you. But I tried hard to find another way of conveying my emotions and found no better substitute.
I have now spent 22 years of my life in this continent and yet never been bothered by this "holiday season" as much as I am this year. This fake celebration of nothing, with no real value, no historical content and no redeeming purpose but a major demonstration of ultimate consumerism got to me this year. Every single commercial in my 45 channel universe is "holiday" themed. The message is clear: buy, buy, buy. Cars carry a big red bow, toys bring ultimate joy to toddlers, men happily accept their power tools.
There's even one that states "what are you doing for love this year?", trying to get guys to buy diamonds for their female partners. I wanted to offer a few answers these men may wish to use:
"This year I'll be working two jobs again, trying to provide for my family."
"I pay tribute to my love with a daily backrub."
"I'm looking after our new baby throughout the night, so my partner can get a full night of sleep."
"I love my wife even more, she knows where diamonds come from and never expects one."
I could come up with a hundred more.
This year, I received Christmas cards only from non-Christians and Santa waived at me from windows of a Chinese restaurant. I've had enough of the bastard. As for Jesus, he was born on January sixth, if you actually believe that he ever was. Besides, the Christmas I see, has very little to do with him anyways. Maybe Santamas is a better name, or even Walmartmas, Bestbuymas or similar.
Don't wish me a happy holiday either, since you never bother doing so with any other "holiday".
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