September 16, 2005
He Goes To Security Council
The idiot is still missing from a certain Texas village and this time he may have been sent to one of the most prestigious outfits in the world, United Nation's very exclusive Security Council.
The problem however is that he forgot to pee before getting to the big show and what is an idiot to do when he knows not a thing about diplomatic or even simple business etiquette to know whether it is okay to get up and go now or cause a global controversy by offending a particular head of a friendly nation or perhaps even worst by missing a vital vote.
Not to worry, just like everything else he knows not a single thing about (foreign policy, affects of tax breaks for rich on the poor and middle-class, how to lead a nation in crisis like Katrina or even basic ability to speak sometimes), he has others that tell him how to conduct himself.
So he is captured by Reuters photographer Rick Wilking writing a note to Condoleezza Rice that reads "I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?.."
I am sure you have all seen that by now, but what was largely ignored by mainstream media, is what Condi wrote back to him. Here it is as an eyeranian exclusive:
And then there is this following image from somewhere in the mountains south of Kandahar, where Usama (yes, not Osama) is captured writing his own note to his family's old buddy from Crawford with a special request:
All of that has put the scare back in the hearts of many citizens of countries within a mid-range missile range of Israel who are understandably worried about their own fate if the idiot with too much power and not enough brains is denied his bathroom break:
