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I found some answers,firstly we shouldn't imitate bad Westren virtues, though we can learn modern science from them but coke and Muslims don't go hand in hand I mean ideally.
Another worse gift from West is porn and prostitution , we can get rid of them by praying five times a day and that is proven. Now I live happily with my newly Muslim girl friend and she loves my Muslim culture and my love for her and honesty. I wonder if she would have been with me if I imitated Westren nonsenses, I am sure not. As naturally it would have been bizarre to have all flowers in one shape, humans too shouldn't try to have one colour as it is against the nature. I hope you will study Koran and Islamic teachings for you I will suggest the following link, [DELETED]
I will pray for you.
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this is the funniest thing i have read in a long time...
where is this idiot from and what is he doing in a "non-islamic" country ???!!!!
Posted by: Azita at February 26, 2004 04:25 PMi just read the mini ayatollah's letter again !!! call me obsessive if you want, but i'm writing about it...again !!!!
i've had the misfortune of running into people like him (idiots who continue to live in the 18th century) and with all the horror that's happened and continues to happen in Iran, my sensitivity to such high degrees of ignorance is even more...
i can't believe that mini ayatollah (as he will be referred to from now on !!!) has the nerve to call anyone "fucked up" !!!!
and he wants you to study the koran and islamic teachings !!! last time i checked, the only thing you could have was a wife, even four of them !!!! but no girlfriends !!!!!
what amazes me is that idiots like him continue to flock to the west like it's going out of style and have the nerve to constantly criticize and talk about the "horrible" western society and it's influence...WHY DON'T THEY JUST STAY THE HELL OUT...
okay...i feel much better now !!!! thanks pedram for letting me speak my mind !!!!
and to the mini ayatollah: pack your turban and your koran and go somewhere in the east where there is no coke, porn or prostitution !!!!...oh yeah, don't forget the girlfriend...
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Posted by: Smedley at February 26, 2004 08:49 PMWell, I think we've all learned something here today.
I learned that it is important not to ever, ever leave the house without lipstick, because you never know when your picture might be taken.
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