September 18, 2003

Tales of the Penis!

Why is it that I am suddenly getting 10 to 20 penis enlargement miracle pieces of spam everyday. That's up to twenty messages, AFTER my filters block most of what they consider to be unsolicited e-mails. I mean, are they trying to tell me something? How'd they know? Who talked???

Now joking aside, I heard on NPR's MarketPlace today that most of these magic pill by spam messages originate from a 19 year old high-school dropout who has sold as much as $5M worth of the crap in a single month. All from men in dream of a more significant manhood. Amazing!

Posted by Pedram at September 18, 2003 11:25 PM
Comments

How much did he sell?

Maybe the kid is on to something!

Posted by: stephen at September 19, 2003 08:06 AM

I get the same messages!!!

Posted by: IranianWoman at September 19, 2003 10:36 AM

Dude I cannot eat banana since you have posted this.

Posted by: Jafar at September 19, 2003 04:37 PM

I cant eat bananas now either :(
LOL just joking...

Posted by: Ehsan at September 19, 2003 05:05 PM

I didn't read the NPR piece yet, but this entry is very funny.

I keep getting free airline ticket offers lately, and I suspect they could be from a white slavery ring. Otherwise, why in the world are they so perisistent?! But I'm not even tempted to spring for it. Sorry!

Posted by: button at September 19, 2003 05:47 PM

Sometimes a banana is just a banana!!

Posted by: Ali at September 20, 2003 12:57 AM

...and it's not just the size of a banana, but how you peel it.

Posted by: Jerry in Jersey at September 20, 2003 12:04 PM

May be you should scan all your girl/boy friends to see who might leaked the info!

Posted by: me at September 20, 2003 02:29 PM

Hi Pedram, we both laughed our socks off reading this article. Still grinning. :)

Posted by: Haleh at September 21, 2003 10:44 PM